My friend Charlie Miles moved to LA recently and we are talking about all the insanity and attractiveness it takes to even move here. It's hard to believe people are born here, what happens after people turn 30 and don't become famous? I love the fake positivity, better than being all grouchy and realistic like in NY. Let's pretend everything is perfect until the crazy kicks in. We get distracted and start talking about dolphins because they're awesome, do I really need to explain? Then we end up talking about aliens... you should know by now that Carmody Central secretly about aliens.