Episode 100 - Funny Girls
Weird Names, East vs West, and Bruce Jenner
The lovely, Ashley Diane Currie, joins me today to talk about tons of topics. I didnt even realize how long this podcast went over time I was having such a great time talking. We talk about weird baby names, we are both from NY so we compare LA living, we talk about relationships, privacy, guys watching porn, and of course Bruce Jenner's sex change.
Stop Dirtying the Sand, Poor People! Part 1
Ashley is one of my favorite guests, every time she is on we break the record of longest episode. So this time I divided it into 2 episodes. We are just so DARN INTERESTING and cannot be stopped… so please don’t try. We are talking about a little bit of everything, pets, rich people, getting treated like a peasant in Malibu, and how everyone thinks they are the exception but just wants a chance to be like everyone else. Plagiarism, since TheFatJew has finally been stopped, and how sometimes people accidentally steal jokes. Hilarious discussion about Karma, God, Aliens, and getting scared.
Stop Dirtying the Sand, Poor People! Part 2
Part 2 of this hilarious episode, with Ashley Currie we are talking about Science, God, Aliens, Karma, Reverse Speech and a bunch of other weird stuff.
Back for More, Ash!
Ashley Currie is back for more, I love having her on, we can talk forever. This week we are talking about cat fishing, how I’ve been cat fished every time I’ve attempted to online date. Also, we are talking about dick pics and how sometimes guys send a pic of someone else’s dick. We don’t understand the logic, but it happens. Also, we are talking about movies from our childhood and how it may have lead to an alarming number of depressed people. I mean, I’m still sad about Artex sinking in the swamp of sadness and that was in the 80s.
The World Today
This is the second half of last weeks episode, all the dark and deep shit is hidden in this episode. We are talking about how playgrounds are empty but dog parks are full. People set up play dates for their dogs but their children play on an iPad. Parenting is getting so hard, while meanwhile its easier than ever. We are taking about Ashley’s grandma who served in WW2, which is crazy interesting. Also, how people born after 9/11 and never were alive in the world we lived in before that day. Also, we get sad talking about loss, losing family members, and we talk about woman’s issues, rape, and shit gets real.
Social Media Justice for All
Ashley Currie is back and this is part 1 of our usual 2 part discussions. Today we are talking about the social media backlash any time someone messes up. No need to be proven guilty, if the internet thinks you're guilty... Good luck. We are talking about Making a Murderer, Bill Cosby, and others. We are also talking about Therapy and why it works for some and not for others. Plus tons of other silliness, and seriousness, and we talk about death as usual.
No More Hooverboards
This is the 2nd half of last weeks episode with Ashely Currie. Hoverboards, I am such a fan of them and they literally make Ashley's skin crawl. We talk about firemen and a crazy story of Ash almost getting poisoned in her apartment over a strip club in NY. We are talking about mental illness and depression, Robin Williams, death and the way our society shuns it. Also we are talking about trolling and my youtube stalker who wants to kill me... and how I attempted to get this guy banned from America and called the FBI on him.
Blacked out, no really.
The amazing Ashley Currie is back. We are talking about how much I hate dry food and that working in a restaurant is out of question because we just can't care enough for that. We want to tip everyone just to compensate for having to listen to customer's jokes. We also talk about the current state of the union because, come on. We talk about the possibility of having a woman president and now realistic it is. Which leads to a convo about being a woman in general... because come on. Then we get on to a discussion on how much work it is to be conscious of the environment and social/political issues but the guilt is out of control that we just keep pushing through.
Then we black out, no literally - the lights go out and we continue recording in the pitch black apt.
AMY SCHUMER, KELSEY COOK, CAMILLA CLEESE
SCOUT DURWOOD, MICHELLE ORTIZ, MELISSA STETTEEN
DELANIE FISCHER, ASHLEY CURRIE, SARA WEINSHENK
So many girls, so little time. For my 100th episode I decided that the best way to celebrate was torecord a live episode... but that didn't work out! So my next best thing was to compile all my favorite moments with funny females. Enjoy this look back and some of my best lady-parts. PARTS OF PODCASTS, you perv!
Ashley Diane Currie is a Stand Up Comedian, Writer and Actress based out of Los Angeles, CA. She performs at The Hollywood Improv and Flappers in Burbank. You can catch her YouTube Serious #Marriage or in the Game of Thrones Parody - Divorce.