What do Men find Sexy?
Myrone feels the pressure when I ask, “What do guys find sexy?” but he is determined to defend all things with a penis against my harsh judgement on the topic. He searches for an answer while we dissect the way that women and men answer questions differently… we completely agree but answer in a completely different ways. We address the sliding scale of guys ranking a woman from 1-10, I try to get to the bottom of it. He tries to simplify the way guys think sexually, he basically proves my theory. We discuss how men don’t notice things that we try so hard to impress them with and the formula of when women go crazy.
A Healthy Disaster
My bitter love/hate relationship with food all started when I watched the movie Food Inc. and there is no going back. My friend, Myrone Sumner, joins to share our issues with eating healthy. He eats healthy by association and I do it as if it was my religion. My regular white person genetics were not prepared for all the amazonian berries and exotic seeds I recently introduced into my diet because I'm trying to avoid cancer. Myrone just comes along for the ride when people eat healthy. While I just want to live on microscopic cosmo food like space barbie.
Dating is Weird, but
Relationships are Psycho
We are talking about the fun stuff when it comes to dating... not the miserable long term relationship stuff, and that's my whole philosphy. Just stay in that early stage forever and you're safe, once you start getting invested and involved you're basically fucked. Myrone Sumner, the Carmody Central booty call guest is back and we have some awful dating stories... once he even bought an extravagant gift that she ended up pawning. While I share an awful first date story that explains why you should scare a chick on the first one and if it's me, you'll get a second date.
The Creepy Cosby Christmas Convo
Tis the season for depression, rape accusations and figuring out if you need to get your booty call a Christmas gift. My hilarious friend, Myrone Sumner, joins to discuss ugly sweater parties, group texts and reserfacing exes. This would not be complete without addressing how Bill Cosby came into our living rooms and raped America. Intro Music by Brian Lynch.
Culprits, Questioning & Criticisms
Carmody Central's bottom bish, Myrone Sumner, is back once again and better than ever cause he just got over being sick. Well we both did and we are tracing our steps to find the culprit. Also criticism, people’s opinions and feedback, why they’re important but also completely annoying and discouraging. Receiving criticism from people your dating, like thats fuckings fun. Also, Valentine’s Day, 50 Shades of Grey, and shitty vague answers to direct questions. I talk about the book I'm writing and how my phone is out to get me.
Kanye wants Beyonce to have this Podcast
Carmody Central's reigning champ, Myrone Sumner, is back... don't act surprised. We are talking about current events, the Grammys... Kanye picking on skinny white people on Beyonce's behalf, Kardashian bullshit in general, Bruce Jenner, Valentine's Day, and Myrone shares the more strategic break up he's ever seen.
The Hertford Celebration
This episode goes out to Hertford, England! Thanks for all the downloads, although I have no idea how I am so popular there. The amount of downloads I have there, the mayor should have invited Myrone Sumner and I there to visit by now!! We also got Vlad Perez in the background, who has zero tolerance for Myrone's shitty maid. Caitlyn Jenner is a topic of discussion, we dissect the trans topic, and I like to play ignorance's advocate by stating "How did Bruce know what it felt like to be a woman?" Not fair Caitlyn doesnt get a period, and more unfair that Caitlyn beat a girl with a luekemia and amputee track star for the ESPY award of courage. Lots to think about... these views do not represent the actual well thought out views of Jennifer Carmody. I may have to apologize for this one.
The Prison Shower
Finally got Myrone back, and it wasn't cheap! However, we take this episode to a whole new low. We are talking about public shower, getting naked before you take a shit, the presidential election, rape and MORE!! Don't miss this delightful episode!
Cocktail Hour with
Cocktails with Myrone, basically I got him drunk and gave him some weird cigarettes before recording. We are all over the place, I die about 15 mins into this episode and my ghost comes back to be a guest on Myrone’s podcast. I gave him the podcast in my will because it’s my only possession and he’s the only person who wants it. We are both coughing the entire episode so don’t listen on high volume as you may end up deaf. Brace yourselves.
Tears, Work & Skinemax
Myrone Sumner joins once again, and we are talking about work and responsibility. How we want to "not care" at work but thats even harder then caring. Somehow, we get into our cry history. First we both claim not to try but as time goes on we realize we are big babies and cry a lot when it "doesn't count." Then we end up talking about software porn and cinemax, are those shows still on?
Special Guest Host
As some of you might remember, I told Myrone Sumner that if anything ever happens to me he will inherit this podcast. Well after a month or more hiatus of not recording the podcast, as Godfather - he became the primary caregiver and took over the show. Luckily he let me be the guest. This is might be my favorite episode yet. We talk Brexit, Bernie/Hilary... a Hall & Oates tribute and more.
Myrone Sumner hosts this episode of Endless Sumner, the Summer Editions of Carmody Central. We are talking about shitting when naked, being a quick shitter, the RNC/DNC drama, we are talking Hillary Clit-on and more. Enjoy this episode with guest, former host, Jennifer Carmody!
Myrone Sumner is a writer/performer from Seattle, WA who has trained, and performed comedy at the iOWest, UCB, Second City Hollywood, Nerdist and The Comedy Central Stage. He was recently a writer for the 2016 CBS Diversity Showcase, and was selected to perform at the Austin Sketch Comedy Festival. Myrone has previously written for Second City Network, and also had his work featured on Funny or Die, Vulture, Stoner Days, and World Star Hip Hop. Myrone is currently a member of the iOWest main stage house sketch team, “It’s the Cops!”, and Mo Collins (Mad Tv, Parks and Rec) presents Lady Bits!